| Kola ( @ 2005-07-06 12:25:00 |
The Hot
Ok. So
annathebean made a list of 10 celebs that she finds attractive. And now I jump on the bandwagon.
Warning: Image Heavy.
EDIT! IMDB seems to have some issues. Clicky on the links...
*Sandra Oh

I read an interview with her in Bust a while back and now I love her. She seemed smart and down to earth. Also, I could watch her beat the crap out of guys with a motorcycle helmet all day long.
*Frances McDormand

She's also on this list thanks to an interview I read with her in Bust. Which is where I learned that she apparently dresses like this IRL.
*Portia deRossi

I'm not much for blondes, but girl is HOT. Also, queer. When I used to watch Ally McBeal (shut up, it was with Andra) her character was dating that strange little man and he'd do something weird and she'd sorta scrunch up her nose and make the "you're so cute, I love you" face. And that is what I imagine her being like all the time. She'd have to be in order to date Ellen DeGeneres. I mean, really.
*Janeane Garofalo

Ok. So she's sorta a humorless complainer. But it's what I love about her. Also, she'd eat Tucker Calrson for breakfast and you have to love that about a woman. Now if only she'd go back to looking like she did in the 90s, with her natural hair color and normal weight. Because that? Is hot.
*Kate Winslet

I read some interview with Janeane Garofalo a while back where she was talking about how fucked up Hollywood beauty standards are and she used Kate Winslet as an example of someone who keeps getting poked at for not being thin enough and how it was totally wrong because she's fucking gorgeous. I believe she called her "art". Yeah. Tasty.
*Stephen Colbert

Ok. The ridiculous arched eyebrow thing alone makes me love him. He's also the voice of my favorite character on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
*Sherilyn Fenn

I don't think I need to say anything.
*Jude Law

also

I believe Wing Chung & Sars agree with me:
Sarah: Yeah, why not? I mean, they all hated Jim Morrison, and he would pee on their couches, but they'd just be like, well, I guess we have to put up with it because he's the hot one.
Wing Chun: That's another thing. He's not that hot.
Sarah: Really.
Wing Chun: I mean, he's not ugly, but…he's not that hot. He's not hot enough to be peeing on furniture.
Sarah: Nobody's hot enough to --
Wing Chun: Jude Law. Jude Law is hot enough.
Sarah: Fair enough.
Wing Chun: But Jim Morrison is not Jude Law.
*Angela Bassett

I love her. I love that she'd be able to break my back if she really wanted to. I love her setting fire to her husband's car in Waiting to Exhale. Only part of the movie worth watching. I also love that she's played Betty Shabazz twice. Why doesn't this woman have an Oscar?
*Taye Diggs

I submit this as proof that there are no bad photos of this man. I mean, damn, even in dorky-ass girl glasses (seriously, where'd he get those? i want a pair) he's still The HOT
Bonus photo of hotness.

Ok. So
Warning: Image Heavy.
EDIT! IMDB seems to have some issues. Clicky on the links...
*Sandra Oh

I read an interview with her in Bust a while back and now I love her. She seemed smart and down to earth. Also, I could watch her beat the crap out of guys with a motorcycle helmet all day long.
*Frances McDormand

She's also on this list thanks to an interview I read with her in Bust. Which is where I learned that she apparently dresses like this IRL.
*Portia deRossi

I'm not much for blondes, but girl is HOT. Also, queer. When I used to watch Ally McBeal (shut up, it was with Andra) her character was dating that strange little man and he'd do something weird and she'd sorta scrunch up her nose and make the "you're so cute, I love you" face. And that is what I imagine her being like all the time. She'd have to be in order to date Ellen DeGeneres. I mean, really.
*Janeane Garofalo

Ok. So she's sorta a humorless complainer. But it's what I love about her. Also, she'd eat Tucker Calrson for breakfast and you have to love that about a woman. Now if only she'd go back to looking like she did in the 90s, with her natural hair color and normal weight. Because that? Is hot.
*Kate Winslet

I read some interview with Janeane Garofalo a while back where she was talking about how fucked up Hollywood beauty standards are and she used Kate Winslet as an example of someone who keeps getting poked at for not being thin enough and how it was totally wrong because she's fucking gorgeous. I believe she called her "art". Yeah. Tasty.
*Stephen Colbert

Ok. The ridiculous arched eyebrow thing alone makes me love him. He's also the voice of my favorite character on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
*Sherilyn Fenn

I don't think I need to say anything.
*Jude Law

also

I believe Wing Chung & Sars agree with me:
Sarah: Yeah, why not? I mean, they all hated Jim Morrison, and he would pee on their couches, but they'd just be like, well, I guess we have to put up with it because he's the hot one.
Wing Chun: That's another thing. He's not that hot.
Sarah: Really.
Wing Chun: I mean, he's not ugly, but…he's not that hot. He's not hot enough to be peeing on furniture.
Sarah: Nobody's hot enough to --
Wing Chun: Jude Law. Jude Law is hot enough.
Sarah: Fair enough.
Wing Chun: But Jim Morrison is not Jude Law.
*Angela Bassett

I love her. I love that she'd be able to break my back if she really wanted to. I love her setting fire to her husband's car in Waiting to Exhale. Only part of the movie worth watching. I also love that she's played Betty Shabazz twice. Why doesn't this woman have an Oscar?
*Taye Diggs

I submit this as proof that there are no bad photos of this man. I mean, damn, even in dorky-ass girl glasses (seriously, where'd he get those? i want a pair) he's still The HOT
Bonus photo of hotness.
