Kola ([info]kola) wrote,
@ 2005-07-06 12:25:00
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The Hot
Ok. So [info]annathebean made a list of 10 celebs that she finds attractive. And now I jump on the bandwagon.

Warning: Image Heavy.

EDIT! IMDB seems to have some issues. Clicky on the links...



*Sandra Oh

I read an interview with her in Bust a while back and now I love her. She seemed smart and down to earth. Also, I could watch her beat the crap out of guys with a motorcycle helmet all day long.

*Frances McDormand

She's also on this list thanks to an interview I read with her in Bust. Which is where I learned that she apparently dresses like this IRL.

*Portia deRossi

I'm not much for blondes, but girl is HOT. Also, queer. When I used to watch Ally McBeal (shut up, it was with Andra) her character was dating that strange little man and he'd do something weird and she'd sorta scrunch up her nose and make the "you're so cute, I love you" face. And that is what I imagine her being like all the time. She'd have to be in order to date Ellen DeGeneres. I mean, really.

*Janeane Garofalo

Ok. So she's sorta a humorless complainer. But it's what I love about her. Also, she'd eat Tucker Calrson for breakfast and you have to love that about a woman. Now if only she'd go back to looking like she did in the 90s, with her natural hair color and normal weight. Because that? Is hot.

*Kate Winslet

I read some interview with Janeane Garofalo a while back where she was talking about how fucked up Hollywood beauty standards are and she used Kate Winslet as an example of someone who keeps getting poked at for not being thin enough and how it was totally wrong because she's fucking gorgeous. I believe she called her "art". Yeah. Tasty.

*Stephen Colbert

Ok. The ridiculous arched eyebrow thing alone makes me love him. He's also the voice of my favorite character on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

*Sherilyn Fenn

I don't think I need to say anything.

*Jude Law

also

I believe Wing Chung & Sars agree with me:
Sarah: Yeah, why not? I mean, they all hated Jim Morrison, and he would pee on their couches, but they'd just be like, well, I guess we have to put up with it because he's the hot one.
Wing Chun: That's another thing. He's not that hot.
Sarah: Really.
Wing Chun: I mean, he's not ugly, but…he's not that hot. He's not hot enough to be peeing on furniture.
Sarah: Nobody's hot enough to --
Wing Chun: Jude Law. Jude Law is hot enough.
Sarah: Fair enough.
Wing Chun: But Jim Morrison is not Jude Law.

*Angela Bassett

I love her. I love that she'd be able to break my back if she really wanted to. I love her setting fire to her husband's car in Waiting to Exhale. Only part of the movie worth watching. I also love that she's played Betty Shabazz twice. Why doesn't this woman have an Oscar?

*Taye Diggs

I submit this as proof that there are no bad photos of this man. I mean, damn, even in dorky-ass girl glasses (seriously, where'd he get those? i want a pair) he's still The HOT

Bonus photo of hotness.




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twice!
[info]kaleidescope
2005-07-06 09:09 pm UTC (link)
wow. how do you play betty shabazz twice? was one time on broadway or something?

you know, in "Malcolm!! the Musical"?

featuring breakaway love ballad "By Any Means Necessary" and the new rap hit "Look At My Fucking Hot-Ass Glasses"?

that was a great performance.

also, omg. i never thought about it, but jude law is EXACTLY hot enough to pee on the furniture.

you'd walk in on him merrily taking a whiz on your sofa, and he'd just toss his head back and give you that patented incorrigible smile and piss away. You'd find yourself thinking about how he's a "golden boy" and that's a "golden shower".... It'd be awesome.

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Re: twice!
[info]kola
2005-07-06 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Golden Showers! *Falls over laughing* Holy Shit. I look insane over here giggling at my desk. But jesus, he really is just that hot. He'd half-apologize in that british accent of his, wink at you, and walk off. And you'd just sigh and say "damn, that's one hot man".

You can play Betty Shabazz twice by being in Malcom X and the Panther, apparently. You know, I watched both of those for an Andy class many years ago. Good times.

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Damn the imdb!
[info]annathebean
2005-07-06 09:39 pm UTC (link)
They won't even let you link to the photos!

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Re: Damn the imdb!
[info]kola
2005-07-06 10:36 pm UTC (link)
damn them! and damn tripod as well. Keeps messing up my shit, yo. Try looking at it again.

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[info]maeve66
2005-07-07 02:12 am UTC (link)
Oh very excellent choices, all of them, though I don't know who Sherilyn Fenn is (I've had it explained to me that she was on Twin Peaks or something... is that right?). I love Sandra Oh and Janeane Garofalo, though that would not be my favorite picture of her. I like your description of her a few years ago better. Portia de Rossi, oh, very yes.

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have you seen twin peaks?
[info]kola
2005-07-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
And if not, you should. Everyone should! If for no other reason that Sherilyn Fenn is hot. Also, the David Lynch.

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Re: have you seen twin peaks?
[info]fairybluebird
2005-07-08 04:19 pm UTC (link)
that is my new favorite picture of janeane garofalo! it totally expresses her hotness!

that picture of portia does not but then she's not on my list.

fucking a, i did not know who sherilyn fenn is and she can be on my list (crap, I typed "lust") anyway. fucking hot, fuck.

also, david lynch? not hot.

also, you have totally converted me to angela bassett. she wins the cola's list contest for me, followed by sherilyn fenn.

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Re: have you seen twin peaks?
[info]kola
2005-07-08 04:37 pm UTC (link)
yeah. I found much better pictures of Portia but they seems to mostly be hoted on IMDB or tipod. She's so hot, though! So pretty!

Heh. I'm glad that the Sherilyn Fenn hotness is obvious. I don't understand why she's not a huge star. She probably sets fire to all the film as it's being shot due to the hotness.

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[info]paranoid_monkey
2005-07-07 02:22 am UTC (link)
frances! mcdormand! in! leather! pants!!

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yay
[info]fairybluebird
2005-07-08 04:20 pm UTC (link)
the list made sophie happy!

also: ha ha! cola likes giiiirls!

i just wanted to say that, i don't know why.

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Sherilyn Fenn
[info]aenateus
2005-07-07 03:43 am UTC (link)

Ahhhh.

Creepy slow dancing by herself to jukebox music.

Double ahhhhhh.

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ooo
[info]fairybluebird
2005-07-08 04:20 pm UTC (link)
game and match!
that IS hot.

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Re: ooo
[info]aenateus
2005-07-09 01:44 am UTC (link)
There can never, ever, ever be too much "Audrey".

Get your Twin Peaks on. Baby.

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[info]aquestrian
2005-07-11 03:05 pm UTC (link)
So linked over from somewhere, and I completely, totally agree with all your choices. In fact, I don't know that I'd make any additions or subtractions. Oh, except maybe maybe Christian Bale because Batman? So Hot!

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